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Ravi mishra
Worst Facebook Status Updates Seen
Setting up a daily facebook Status update is a new trend in world today, We normally keep a status update as what are we planning to do today or some of the copied good quotes , some poems etc
Some people always keep funny status or some always keep Agressive or weird status,
Listing Some of them here which i found Worst :
1. I can fart “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” followed by the ‘Three Blind Mice!”
2. My daughter has a penchant for eating baby powder.
3. My mother-in-law wears three bras just to keep her bo0bs from drooping down to her waist.
4. Massaging baby pee on your temples is a surefire way to get rid of migraines… no, it actually works, I’ve tried it.
5. I haven’t brushed my teeth in three days and I swear my breath doesn’t stink!
6. My chin hairs are growing in at a death-defying rate, I think I might have to shave them off with a razor just like a guy.
8. Although Parmesan cheese smells like throw up, and makes me gag whenever I smell it, I still love eating it.
9. Why are my husband’s toes so hairy?
10. I can’t believe what my son told me after he dropped his hot dog on the ground, picked it up, then tried to eat it. He said, “Ma, you can’t taste the germs on the hot dog!”
11. I was a bed wetter til age 19.
12. I think Danny DeVito is sexy.
13. Scott is my brand. Charmin complicates things back there.
14. Charlie Sheen is just so misunderstood.
2. My daughter has a penchant for eating baby powder.
3. My mother-in-law wears three bras just to keep her bo0bs from drooping down to her waist.
4. Massaging baby pee on your temples is a surefire way to get rid of migraines… no, it actually works, I’ve tried it.
5. I haven’t brushed my teeth in three days and I swear my breath doesn’t stink!
6. My chin hairs are growing in at a death-defying rate, I think I might have to shave them off with a razor just like a guy.
8. Although Parmesan cheese smells like throw up, and makes me gag whenever I smell it, I still love eating it.
9. Why are my husband’s toes so hairy?
10. I can’t believe what my son told me after he dropped his hot dog on the ground, picked it up, then tried to eat it. He said, “Ma, you can’t taste the germs on the hot dog!”
11. I was a bed wetter til age 19.
12. I think Danny DeVito is sexy.
13. Scott is my brand. Charmin complicates things back there.
14. Charlie Sheen is just so misunderstood.
Readers, what are some of the worst status updates you’ve seen on Facebook?
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